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Road to Nothing

$20.00

Or barter with me. Teach me something new, or exchange your handmade soap with my tea.

This caffeine-free blend is naturally sweet with south the south African Honeybush plant and honey granules (uh-huh), pungent with ginger and the inside bark of the cherry tree, while the Indian cardamom seeds add an extra layer of aroma that complements the base notes. What does the calendula flowers do? Well, they give a splash of yellow color to the dominantly reddish blend. Also they might cure vaginal yeast infection or something. Don’t quote me on that.

Ingredients: Honeybush leaves and stems, wild cherry bark, cardamom seeds, calendula flowers, honey granules and granulated ginger

Road to Nothing is for the one who wants to internalize their inability to look beyond this very minute, and the futile neurosis of staying in the past.

Directions: Just go for it. Steep for up to 6 minutes in boiled water. But really, that doesn’t matter for Road to Nothing, and it’s more about what temperature you want to drink this amazing red tea. Do not worry, there’s no danger for this blend to get bitter, or lose nutrients. Why? Because any nutrients you’ll get from any tea/tisane is negligible. Eat a cabbage or something for that.

The container will be customized to your name. If it's a gift, write their name in the notes box.

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Weight

2oz (Tea only)